It’s flabbergasting-madness that some of our men give nada fucklings about who they’re about to cock-dip, as long as their load gets well and truly blown. I mean, how is having zero sexual standards and a dick as dirty as a holiday flip flop, good for overall self-worth and general hygiene? I have always questionedContinue reading “ANY HOLE’S A GOAL!”
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PUNCH-TO-PRICK
Hello and welcome to the controversial topic regarding the men we give an inch to, who take a bleeding mile. Before I begin to slander a hefty percentage of the male species, I would kindly like to point out that this is for entertainment purposes only and no men were in fact harmed in theContinue reading “PUNCH-TO-PRICK”
IT’S CALLED A BREAK-UP BECAUSE IT’S BROKEN!
After painful and very teary break-ups that result in us spending most days in nothing but our underwear, listening to tragic 80’s love hits and consuming all things chocolate & cheese, some of us want nothing more than to bump into our long-lost exes in the hope of spark ignition and true love realisation, butContinue reading “IT’S CALLED A BREAK-UP BECAUSE IT’S BROKEN!”
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