“Not your average singleton!“

– Every ex boyfriend

THINGS YOU FELT BUT COULDN’T SAY

THE FUCK UPS AND TRIBULATIONS OF DATING!

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• THE UNBEARABLE SLUTTINESS OF HAVING FRIENDSSeptember 9, 2026
  As I sit awkwardly with my coffee and vape in hand, I begin wondering why so many people are single these days. Now the list of ‘why’ is endless and subjective, which comes in handy when you need material for a blog like mine, but this one in particular is a personal and relatable favouriteContinue reading “THE UNBEARABLE SLUTTINESS OF HAVING FRIENDS”
• UGLY HEARTJune 14, 2021
  Ever met a motherfucker with a soul as sticky and black as a piece of chewed up liquorice on a hot summer’s day? In this mind-fucking world we live in, it’s an unfortunate shame that some of the people we come across daily are aesthetically pretty with downright ugly hearts. Occasionally we can get side-trackedContinue reading “UGLY HEART”
• ONLY HATERSMarch 3, 2021
  The majority of the world has now heard of the once misunderstood platform Onlyfans – unless of course you are a technology-phobe pensioner or a rightly unaware infant…in which case I advise you to ‘X’ this page immediately and find something more suitable and pleasant to read. Onlyfans is a global money-making scheme in whichContinue reading “ONLY HATERS”